Season 5 Episode 2 “Machetes Up Top”
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Synopsis: Nancy pays a secret visit to Guillermo in prison; Celia puts her time in the rebel camp to good use by organizing their supplies; Shane decides to visit Nancy’s estranged sister (Jennifer Jason Leigh); Silas and Doug second-guess their choice of a pot-growing plot.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:20 pm
Damn poor Nancy.
June 15th, 2009 at 9:23 pm
Ohgod. I forgot it has been aired. I came on to double check and I saw this was posted.. Almost jizzed. :”D *DOWNLOADS!*
June 16th, 2009 at 4:41 am
Poor Nancy- I’ve been wondering when she’s going to get raped- and here it was.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
this was truly sad…dont know where she’s going from here
June 16th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Does anyone else think the episodes should be longer?
June 16th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
wow
June 16th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Nancy: You’re religious?
Cesar: Selectively
Nancy: Right, the whole thou shalt not kill thing probably isn’t working out that well for you, huh?
Cesar: And I support gay marriage
LOL funny shit
June 16th, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Anyone know the status of my boyfriend Conrad? Damn I miss that guy!
June 17th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
This episode was indeed sad.
All around. I feel bad for everybody. Well, not Andy. Who the hell could feel bad for Andy when he gets to fuck Jennifer Jason Leigh!!! That’s like a fantasy blast from my teenage years. I want to be Andy.
Nancy is in too deep I can’t imagine how she will get out of this one but then again who would have foreseen how she escaped from U-Turn. As much as I have grown to like her, I can’t help but feel like she is bouncing around from situation to situation that she causes herself and each one is worse than the last but she has nobody to blame but herself. She didn’t have to mess with the tunnel and she didn’t have to go to the feds and even having done those things she had to have known how the druglord she was screwing would react to her. She should be well aware of what she’s getting herself into and she may well deserve whatever she gets. I won’t want to watch it and I’ll wish that she could be in a happier place but I won’t really feel sorry for her. I didn’t like watching her get bent over and raped but again, she keeps pushing the wrong people the wrong way and I can’t imagine how she doesn’t expect what she gets.
I quit caring about Doug last season. He used to be a great source of laughs. Now he’s just pathetic.
Shane is the one who always seems to get the shaft although he does make the best of it. And I really thought that Silas was going to get invited in to the pot farm he stumbled on once the owner discovered his expertise at growing. I have a feeling that Silas will be back on that farm.
Andy needs to fuck the sister some more. That is fucking hot as hades. Next time they do it I’m gonna stick it to my wife and imagine I’m boning Jennifer Jason Leigh (back when she was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High).
June 19th, 2009 at 11:38 pm
poor Nancy? she brought every trouble she currently faces on herself by snitching about the tunnel. she should realistically be dead in the same way cesar shot those two guys in the first episode of this season, so she’s actually being given a break. can’t feel any sympathy for a rat.
June 20th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
She liked that shit!!! No rape…
June 20th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Probably nice just being a cast member on Weeds period. I could be wrong, but hasn’t every main character gotten some good ol’ fashion ===D () at some point in the series?!
Btw, Season 5 Puberty-in-Progress Shane seems more like Season 1-3 Silas now. Child like that makes me want to vote for legalizing post-birth abortion. Sh********t!
June 20th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Esteban should have pounded her in the asshole instead. That would’ve taught her a lesson 8====D~( x )
June 22nd, 2009 at 11:48 am
La Blanca looks screwed. Guillermo fue my boy and Nancy shoudlve never done it. Like it said. There no magical sing that says weed only on the tunnel. Man i never thought weeds would get this intense but it never fails to impress. I love It!
June 25th, 2009 at 11:11 am
I came on this board to try to discuss Nancy’s rape.
My boyfriend and I have been arguing about the fact that Esteban raped her. Of course, my bf thinks that it wasn’t rape, and that Nancy had a smile/grin on her face, so HE (my bf) thinks she liked it.
I’m completely appalled at this scene and at people who think like my bf. OF course it was RAPE!!! He forced her… it wasn’t concensual sex! And to top it all off, I don’t think she was crying (at the end) of JOY?!?!?!??! It’s absurd.
RAPE –noun
1. The unlawful compelling of a woman through physical force or duress to have sexual intercourse.
2. Any act of sexual intercourse that is forced upon a person
June 25th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
it wasnt rate, she loved it. if itw as rape shed be kicking and screamin. and sayin no. not “oh fuck” and closing her eyes so she can concentrate on how great it feels.
June 25th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
rape**
July 3rd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
The fact that he TOLD her the point of doing it was that HE was in control and she was not makes it rape, duuhhhhh….
July 16th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
does anyone, anyone know how to get weeds season 5 episodes 7 and 8? I can’t find them anywhere.
July 18th, 2009 at 1:25 pm
anyone else think the episodes need to be longer??
Weeds could definitely support a hour long format..
October 4th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
As for weeds episodes 7 and 8….
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October 13th, 2009 at 2:35 am
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November 3rd, 2009 at 9:13 am
James – watching prison break…
I love Prison Break! I was hoping for a movie, but now that Michael’s dead it looks like we won’t even get that..
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December 29th, 2009 at 10:58 am
I definitely don’t think it was rape, their whole sexual relationship has been about him taking charge.
And whoever said something about the episodes being longer, I agree, I feel like they should be longer too.
December 31st, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I love this tv show thanks!